Double Roast

A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.

In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.

Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."

by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018

Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup

That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

roast

when you talk soo much shit that you can literally smell roast

Yo Timothy is is that roast I smell??

by qwertyuiop12345678890asdfghjkl May 9, 2016

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together

Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!

by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024