Riding Dirty

The art of a girl riding a male like she is riding a raging bull during sexual intercourse as she mouth fucks you with a dried up terd of their choosing. The feces should be at least two days old and preferably at least four inches long for the best experience.

(Girl) Ken and I were fucking the other night and I got on top of his cock and starting riding him like a I was riding a bucking bronco. While I was dancing on his pole I seen that his cat's liter box needed to be cleaned so I picked up one of the longest dry terds and started mouth fucking him with it. After we finished, Ken looked at me with a big smile with cat liter between his teeth saying "baby that was AWESOME" I think I will call that RIDING DIRTY

by PseudoJohn May 14, 2011

riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

riding dirty

When a girl is having sex on top and her (whoha) is stank it means she is riding dirty!!!

Girl having dirty sex on top whose chocha stinks is riding dirty

by CathyL December 7, 2006

Riding Shotgun

Where you hang out a window doing a drive-by

In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas you can be Riding Shotgun

by Ballerz74 November 10, 2007

riding dirty

...someone commits illegal, Immoral or unethical act(s) and has not 'fessed up even though everybody may know about it but so far the perpetrator hasn't been busted. The implication is that he/she will eventually get caught.

"I see they finally indicted Representative Anderson for bribery and money laundering--he's been riding dirty in the legislature for years..."

"Jack's girlfriend and his wife joined the same Oprah book group and found out that he's been riding dirty both ways...he's sleeping in the office now."

by Moira Kalish December 10, 2006

Kenyan Bull Riding

when a guy is doggie styling a girl and you tell her that you have HIV or some sort of std and it is how long you can keep on riding her

lastnight i went Kenyan Bull Riding for like 5 seconds then she slapped me and ran

by Hoserrr March 20, 2008

riding the flow

Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.

Present:I'm riding the flow
Past:Dude, I rode the flow last night
Future:I'm going to ride the flow with Stacy

by aposion September 9, 2009