robot

Usually a square-shaped humanoid on wheels designed to do tasks for people, usually lazy ass people, but can also be used to describe people who are mindless pieces of shit whom set an objective to destroy a person's life by means of putting them in jail for no reason, sending them to hospitals when they're completely healthy, and more. When they accomplish their goal, they just stand around and do nothing until they find another target in their sensors. They're much like a robot that malfunctions. Bad parents are a very good example of robots, especially ones who violently beat their kids for religion. Tommy Vercetti from the famed Rockstar game, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, uses this term to insult police officers that pursue him.

Tommy Vercetti: "You ain't a cop. You're a robot."

by An intellectual being August 9, 2015

robotic engineer

its a person who build or program things to do stuff humans cant do

a robotic engineer made a robot

by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016

robovirus

A deadly computer virus thought to be fictional by most IT personnel that was discovered by a morose IT administrator named Jeff. This virus will randomly wipe out User's personal data on their share drive without warning or trace. This virus has no known cure and is fatal. The creator of this virus refuses to acknowledge it and gets angry when you mention it.

"Hi Carol this is Jeff, I have your new virual ready!! Wait.... I see that 20 years of your personal files are gone. I will have to get back to you." FUCKING ROBOVIRUS!!

by Drakal30 September 8, 2016

robotization

The process used by Dr.Robotnik (the main antagonist of the Sonic franchise) to turn animals into badnik robots by trapping them in the robot's core. Robotnik's badnik army is almost completely made of robotized animals.

Destroying the robot will free the animal in it's core.

No to be confused with the much more aggressive process of roboticization.

In Sonic the Hedgehog (1991), almost all enemies are robotized animals.

The process of robotization has only been seen actually happening during Sonic Spinball (1993) and Sonic Lost World (2013).

by alphalight7 August 15, 2016

robotic sun

When you are sleeping at night and you check your phone and you get blinded by its light

Ahhh a text message let me check it AAHAHHAHAHA the robotic sun

by PotatoSack May 31, 2016

robojoint

A pen-type cannabis vaporizer

Sheeet brotha, I'm already a cyborg smoking the robojoint on the daily!

by cheeseinvert July 13, 2016

RoboJacking

The act of high-jacking or stealing a robot, autodriving car, a vacuum cleaner, or any autonomous being.

The new Uber Driver-less car was involved in a RoboJacking. It was told to go to a remote location, and then network jammed and memory wiped.

by RationalThinker September 14, 2016