National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Roast Beef Rambler

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience

While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.

by Hippie of Dirt May 4, 2019

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Roasted

When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs

Bro in math class mrs.asshole roasted bill and got fired for burning him with 3rd degree burns

by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019

satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017