randall

synonymous with going too hard, typically in reference to drinking

Wow, he pulled a randall, he will definitely pay for it tomorrow.

by joetitty7 December 31, 2009

e-rand

also: e-rrand or e-rund
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun

1. an online errand or chore.

2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).

a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.

3. the object or purpose of getting online.

I have a million e-rands to do before I can leave my house.

by Corroborator November 12, 2008

randall cunningham

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.

The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.

by Eric November 14, 2007

Randall'd

The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.

Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.

1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.

2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.

3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?

by JacknBud June 5, 2011

Randars

A term that is used to describe people of the opposite sex who you meet and engage in sexual activity with. The Randar Hunter finds and destroys his target in order to put one more notch on his belt. The moment when someone stops becoming a randar is when you meet them again.

"The sky was black as night...Although I could see through the darkness the Randar Hunter in sight...he was Brave."

"Hey kid how many randars?"
"Whole lot of randars!"

"Randar my Husssssssssssssssssssssss!"

by Randar My Huss November 3, 2006

Randall

the sexiest guy in school that every girl will want to bang and even gay guys!!!!

girl 1 dude did you see that Randall today?
girl 2 ya i totaly want to bang him
gay guy oh ya me 2!!!

by loverperson June 23, 2010

Ayn Rand

The Ultra Lesbian of past generations. Ayn Rand is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite her extreme mediocrity. Her amazing lack of common sense combined with her ability to run around the page like a five-year-old without her meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of society. Her trite and obvious observations contain no intelligent thought process and often appeal to people with short attention spans and fags.
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate

well..... she is a mean doosh, Ayn Rand is a mean hooker and i want to smack her in the mouth

by Cleanpie October 6, 2010