An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.
B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009
Get the shopping cart racesmug. Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
by David Cline June 12, 2008
Get the Race Car Drivermug. The sexual act of covering one's flacid penis in peanut butter, to be licked off by a large amount of dogs/puppies.
Nick: (Covers penis in peanut butter) Time for another day at the races! Who wants to see me get my D wet?
Declan: Nick, all those puppies are ignoring you!
Nick: Aw crap.
Declan: Nick, all those puppies are ignoring you!
Nick: Aw crap.
by duelies2310 October 27, 2011
Get the Another day at the racesmug. Usually consist of fags in 4 cylinder piece of shits racing the only people they can beat, each other. They have a high sticker to horsepower ratio, have a wing that can be seen over a truck, and have coffee mug exhaust technology. These are usually ricers or ricerlike Meshuggah who drive civics, preludes, integras, etc. They refuse to believe their cars are not meant for racing and sound like lawn mowers except do not haul as much. Also are blind to the fact that there is no replacement for displacement, as even honda makes all their highest quality cars like Acuras 6 cylinders. Even if one of these lawn mower type vehicles reach high horsepower levels, they are lucky not to break down within their first 1/4 mile run because these engines arent meant for that kind of power. They are stupid enough to pull up to 300+ horsepower Mustang Cobras, Camaro SS/Trans Am, and even Corvettes. The sorriest thing is that they acually think they can win.
Ricer #1 -"Yo dawg, look at my predlude, look at it's body kit, neon lights, rims, HUGE wing, MAD stickas, and Huge exhaust. Oh AND IT'S VTEC."
Ricer #2 -"OH HELL YEA, STICKAS AND VTEC BABY. DAMNNNN that shit looks FAST,it must be a beast"
Ricer #1 -"Nawww dawg, look what else I got under the hood, an INTAKE. I have to race this baby, taking it to the races tonight"
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At the races he finds a 320hp 5.7L V8 Pushrod Camaro SS. He decides it is a good idea to rev up next to the Camaro. The Camaro revs back and prelude ricer all of a sudden has a brown substance dripping through his legs. He gets the ass raping of a life time at that race. The ricer then went home and realized why he had lost. He said he would come back for that Camaro more powerful than ever. Later the next day he went and bought a bigger exhaust.
Ricer #2 -"OH HELL YEA, STICKAS AND VTEC BABY. DAMNNNN that shit looks FAST,it must be a beast"
Ricer #1 -"Nawww dawg, look what else I got under the hood, an INTAKE. I have to race this baby, taking it to the races tonight"
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At the races he finds a 320hp 5.7L V8 Pushrod Camaro SS. He decides it is a good idea to rev up next to the Camaro. The Camaro revs back and prelude ricer all of a sudden has a brown substance dripping through his legs. He gets the ass raping of a life time at that race. The ricer then went home and realized why he had lost. He said he would come back for that Camaro more powerful than ever. Later the next day he went and bought a bigger exhaust.
by dx 32v July 29, 2003
Get the I. S. racingmug. by RG57 December 28, 2004
Get the Racing-Fastmug. Critical race theory (CRT) is a legal and sociological framework for analyzing how racial power relations in society work to maintain unequal socioeconomic outcomes for people of different racial groups, often in such a way that benefits the dominant racial group at the expense of marginalized racial groups. Beyond merely analyzing racial power relations, CRT also seeks to actively change the status quo to allow for a more equitable society for people of all racial groups.
Origins:
CRT has been influenced by fields such as Critical legal studies and Feminist legal theory and began in the 1970s when scholars and activists sought to understand why the social progress from the civil rights era had seemingly stagnated.
Scholars and authors:
Derrick Bell, Kimberlé Crenshaw, Richard Delgado, Cheryl Harris, Jean Stefancic, Alan Freeman, Charles R. Lawrence III, Mari Matsuda, and Patricia J. Williams.
Assertions and terminology:
(1) Systemic racism is the default and perpetual state of affairs in society.
(2) Race is a social construct that arose as a means by which to further expand class stratification.
(3) White people have benefited the most from civil rights legislation.
(4) Color blindness perpetuates racial inequality.
(5) Whiteness as property.
(6) Interest Convergence.
(7) Storytelling/Counter-Storytelling.
Disclaimer: These are just the arguments made by proponents of CRT, not universal absolute truth.
Origins:
CRT has been influenced by fields such as Critical legal studies and Feminist legal theory and began in the 1970s when scholars and activists sought to understand why the social progress from the civil rights era had seemingly stagnated.
Scholars and authors:
Derrick Bell, Kimberlé Crenshaw, Richard Delgado, Cheryl Harris, Jean Stefancic, Alan Freeman, Charles R. Lawrence III, Mari Matsuda, and Patricia J. Williams.
Assertions and terminology:
(1) Systemic racism is the default and perpetual state of affairs in society.
(2) Race is a social construct that arose as a means by which to further expand class stratification.
(3) White people have benefited the most from civil rights legislation.
(4) Color blindness perpetuates racial inequality.
(5) Whiteness as property.
(6) Interest Convergence.
(7) Storytelling/Counter-Storytelling.
Disclaimer: These are just the arguments made by proponents of CRT, not universal absolute truth.
Person 1: "Have you heard that they're trying to implement Critical race theory into the k-12 curriculum? How do you feel about it?"
Person 2: "I have heard of it. But since I am not especially educated on the topic of CRT, I think it's best for me to withhold judgement before making irrational and erroneous claims about a concept that I can't even adequately define.
Person 2: "I have heard of it. But since I am not especially educated on the topic of CRT, I think it's best for me to withhold judgement before making irrational and erroneous claims about a concept that I can't even adequately define.
by Shnook May 24, 2021
Get the Critical Race Theorymug. by Schomby May 5, 2018
Get the russian race horsemug.