paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

paper

Paper bags fix ugly.

Plastic bags fix stupid.

guy 1: Is Paris Hilton a paper bagger or a plastic bagger?
guy 2: Dude, I think she's both.

by 11111bobdole11111 April 19, 2008

Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.

"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"

by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

Brown Paper

When you have no clue what your writing about so you pull shit out of your ass and throw it on paper to make an essay

The teacher told me to write an essay about what we learned the whole year and i said fuck that and gave her a brown paper

by fin germatwat October 31, 2010

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

papered

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.

Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.

by Library Mike <3 tub girl May 13, 2005

paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006