salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

salty potato by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

Crotch Potato 

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

Crotch Potato by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

full potato by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

phone potato 

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.

Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!

phone potato by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

potato 

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

potato by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

potato peeler 

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

potato peeler by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

baked potato 

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

baked potato by Jordan May 11, 2004