Potato Mashing 

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

Potato Mashing by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

potato-tomato 

when you didn't know the real phrase and have been saying potato-tomato you're entire life

There is no difference man, potato-tomato.

potato-tomato by Nano1999 August 20, 2021

potato pockets 

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

potato pockets by jk_actually February 27, 2011

Potato Treatment

The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.

"Hey, that extremely beta guy is giving me the potato treatment again.."

Potato Treatment by MegaToast July 13, 2015

potato with legs 

When a dog is so fat that it can no longer walk.

God, that dog really is a potato with legs.

potato with legs by Tsjtwertnick January 10, 2017

Potato Quality

A form of media that is of mediocre or bad quality in terms of definition.

"why is the picture so potato quality?"
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."

Potato Quality by FGUYRET4LGJ;KLSDH FLJ April 26, 2020

potato gang 64 

potato gang 64 is a gang created by Robo Fin

and its the best WhatsApp group ever.

the WhatsApp chat is made by some kid

Robo Fin is the potato god

wow you a potato gang 64 member

potato gang 64 by Robofin February 2, 2021