Plastic

kardashian

kardashians are more plastic than in the ocean

by Knight_of_memes September 14, 2020

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastic

A girl that looks perfect and has rich parents has a small friend group and everyone outside of the group hates them but pretends to like them

That girl over there she’s a plastic

by Mr canvas October 20, 2020

pgusta

pgusta is a pixel perfect jumping mainly used in a game called Growtopia which eventually used in some hard parkour world with nearly impossible obstacle

Hey! You need to jump with mud glob to create pgusta effective!

by HanzHaxors November 5, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020