A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022
Having an ovarian cyst that is causing extreme discomfort. You have your significant other twat tap you with their left hook to pop it.
by Jomamabiotchhhhh June 22, 2023
Also "Powerade Releif Plan"
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
by Richie Benaud March 07, 2012
by ktime27 June 01, 2018
by Dodyssey January 27, 2022
-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL
-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
by 小我不懂 November 19, 2020
A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.
Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.
by OhIGetIt February 20, 2016