randy pirate

When you go to a shop or takeaway get your food and walk out, without paying n no1 notices.

We walk in2 an takeaway order food,usually theyl ask you to pay rite then, but if they dont its started, then they bring you food, you leave and shout youve pulled a randy pirate and your quids in.

by Dik-ed April 15, 2007

Pirate Game

Pirate game is a sex game, but only the male individual plays (assuming we are speaking about a straight couple). The game goes like this: The gentleman cums in his partners eye and when she gets up to wash her eyes, the boy kicks her ankle. It is clear why the game got its name.

-Bro you won't believe this! Yesterday in the party I hooked up with some girl and I played the Pirate Game on her.
-Epic.

by Big Boy Shark December 12, 2021

Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

by BigBad June 9, 2007

Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"

1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night

by Hacz0r April 2, 2009

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

pirate key

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)

Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"

by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015