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pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.
pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long
by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012
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Spicy pickle

A "spicy pickle" is when a man covers his genitals in hot sauce and proceeds to insert his spicy pickle into his partners anus or vagina.
Caught my bitch out with another dude last night so I gave her a spicy pickle.
by vamj January 12, 2015
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Pickle Toe

When a mans pants are too tight or pulled up too far, and you can see the outline of his penis inside his pants resembling a pickle.
My 4 year old daughter turned around quickly and accidently ran into a mans pickle toe. When she turned back around she had the imprint of a mushroom on her face.
by dante rurly December 30, 2010
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Dill Pickle

is worth more then 20 crumbs to the community of bernhagens who live in qld australia.
We cant afford That! thats so dill pickle!
by Clayton prost March 23, 2005
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Hairy Pickle

Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
by Chelsea Chai March 27, 2009
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Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!
by Tom August 3, 2008
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