The Old Peculiar

When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.

The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.

I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.

by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

St. Pauling it

Being single, being detached from the relationship sphere. Flying solo, not getting any. Comes from St. Paul, a prominent theologian and opponent of sexual relations.

Friend 1:Hey, brah, how come you ain't got no hoes?

Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.

or

Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?

Friend 2:St. Pauling it.

by Mister Funktastic October 18, 2007

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025