wrinkeled penny

A nothern term used to describe an asshole

Yeah man melinda let me hit her wrinkeled penny last night

by lonestar September 29, 2004

smashed penny

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.

Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.

by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008

pay out of both panty legs

1. When someone takes advantage of you.
2. Attempting to the upper hand the other person has already.
3. A relationship where one person was trying to use the other to get what they want. When in fact all the other person wanted was to fuck them.

She thought she was being slick, but everyone knows she had to pay out of both panty legs.

by ronlaygue August 15, 2007

Panty Waste

Well is it "waste" or "waist"???
More often than not, I've seen it written "panty waist" but what the hell does that mean? "Panty *waste*" makes more sense for defining a sissy since it implies that what little manhood he's got in his panties is a *waste*.

either way, PW = sissy

by Mertivsvyna September 13, 2005

Liquid Panty Remover

Alcoholic drink used by wossy guys who have no clue how to make a girl attracted to them, so they can have sex, and so have to resort to getting them drunk in order to take advantage of them.

wossy guy (to mate): I want to fuck that hottie, but i have no chance of pulling her unless she is pissed, so I am going to buy her lots of liguid panty remover, until she is too drunk to say no.

by orangefish September 3, 2005

Penny candy

Candy that can be bought for 1 cent. Usualy found at corner stores and is becoming less and less available.

Johnny: I have one dollar.
Susie: What will you spend it on?
Johnny: 100 pieces of Penny Candy.

by Justin November 1, 2003

panty wetter

A particular feature of a product that evokes excitement from potential consumers. The facet of something that makes it reasonable to describe the item as sexy. (extra lights or buttons on a stereo, noises and animation on a web site, leather jacket on a man, et al)

The scent of his leather jacket is his outfit's real panty wetter.

or

Your chili is good, but there's nothing to distinguish it from anyone else's. You need a panty wetter. What if you added red peppers?

by randem July 18, 2003