pee-hole

1) The external urethral orifice. In men, also the orifice through which sperm is ejaculated.
2) A location where one urinates. Connotatively, this location is not an established facility for whizzing, but instead a "found" location. A very rudimentary outhouse.
3) A startling variant of pie-hole.

1) I have a burning sensation in and around my pee-hole.
2) The porta-potty was totally rank, so I found a nice pee-hole in that foliage over there.
3) Dude, shut your pee-hole.

by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

pee shooter

that little ball of semen that explodes out of one's penis after sex or masturbation

Ben told me that after he banged Jerry's sister, he had to rock a piss and had the biggest pee shooter ever.

by soundwave81 May 18, 2013

pee-shaw

BULLSHIT (hey, I first posted the word, so this isn't bad)

"Yo bro is commin home from juvie? Pee-shaw!"

by That Bum April 30, 2005

Pee Brain

You right now for searching this.

You have a pee brain

by you are reading my name January 12, 2021

faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

by JJE October 12, 2008

peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.

Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.

by EliasG April 5, 2019

Pee-rect

(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)

I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.

by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010