parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life

did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT

shut up u PARKER YEE lover

by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022

Parker

A person who is a bastard

Why is it always Parker?

by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019

Parker

Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.

Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"

by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025