Donkey Punch

A very well hit softball

"Man was that one heck of a donkey punch right there."

by Don Quixote January 11, 2008

HAWK PUNCH

The act of getting a blow job by someone's mom and right before you ejaculate you pull your schlong out and glaze the mom's face like a donut and then punch the mom in the side of the temple so hard that she passes out. That way you can deny the entire thing happened and say the bitch had amnesia if she tells on you.

Boomer: Dude I heard you got a blow job from Zach's mom last night?

Tom: That never happened cuz I HAWK PUNCHED the bitch.

Boomer: Then it did happen?

Tom: I just said I HAWK PUNCHED her so it NEVER HAPPENED dumb azz!!!

by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009

Surrey Punch

The painfully tame attempt to demonstrate raw aggression and competitive spirit by clenching one's fist and gently shaking it in a reserved manner. Symptomatic of the English (esp. Home Counties).

Tim Henman responding politely to his emotionally repressed middle-Britain audience. Never seen performed by Americans, Australians or anyone who enjoys winning.

by Phil xECDx July 15, 2005

Punching out

When a caller on XM Radio's most popular program, Opie and Anthony on XM202 The Virus, calls in to make a point then leaves abruptly. The caller says 'Punching out' to signify the end of their call.

"Hey b-b-b-boys. The power of Dice compels you, the power of Dice compels you...Punching out."

by grrr,everything's taken February 18, 2009

tongue-punch

to eat out; lick

Right now, I think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.

by kalaftw December 22, 2008

pull punches

Verb
1. to criticise smth or smb just for effect or for show
2. to be not fully frank

1. It is a brutally funny novel which doesn't pull punches concerning Immigration Service.
2. Don't pull any punches! Tell me the truth!

by Dontmakemesad December 28, 2011

punch of david

When you jizz a Star of David on a girls back, and then punch her in the back of the head.

"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."

"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"

by j00 October 29, 2004