When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
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Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
by my_own_summer September 22, 2019
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John: *watches porn*
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
by minnaemilia October 16, 2019
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I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.
by CC-Mac May 21, 2021
Get the Poseidon's Dragon mug.Something that I suffer with all the time every day of my life, and it friggin sucks. Basically your nose sinuses are so stuffed to the point that the snot "drips" down to your throat, and it makes you gag. Not really a big deal if it happens infrequently, but chronic post nasal drip is literally hell.
Me: Hey guys how's it g— *gags loudly on snot*
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2021
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Get the POSHK mug.A term coined by Rebecca Parham meaning someone who thinks they are a failure because they don't get to the Ringling college expectations (Which is going to Disney or other big companies) unlike others.
"Because I wasn't out there getting big studio jobs like all my friends from school, I started to succumb to what I call the Post-Ringling Depression."
-Rebecca Parham
-Rebecca Parham
by DrBrad April 5, 2022
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