Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

by POPOES23 October 4, 2025

plumb build

A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.

I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.

by Wintermute April 25, 2005

plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.

'aww my plum dates well phit'

by johnny monk November 5, 2006

plum juice

piles discharge from the anus, usually after a hard shit rips the bee jesus out of your back side, good to avoid spicy foods and a gallon of guinness

i will have to change my boxers as i have some plum juice leakage

by santorini February 17, 2009

Plumber's Kacken

A really large persons plumber's crack.

OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.

by sh-yawn April 16, 2010

Plum Junkie

A Plum Junkie is a man who has a deep infatuation with his own testicles. He useually has no consideration to his accomplices and seems quite unaware of his bumbling ball banging daily passtime. Beware a Plum Junkie is a serial offender and wont stop at nothing to scratch that itch.

Hello everyone my names pete and Im a Plum Junkie

by Nutbags August 17, 2010

plumelam

used to describe any and all plumbing/bathroom problems everywhere caused by anyone named Pamela whether or not she was there

The plumber said the overflowing toilet was just another plumelam, since "that Pamela used it SIX months ago"!

by pamelamb December 15, 2010