penis

a penis is a large firm handle almost dicks are meant to be used in many different ways that you should ask your mother or father parent or guardian
? "did you see those penis pics last night"
sydney "I just wish I knew who the penis pics were from
?"Jeremy ;}
penis's are just beautiful its just like a thick tree branch you find in the forest
by awsome person who knows stuff February 07, 2019
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penis

it means everything, a joke , a person's personality (penisy), a name for an object or situation that is frowned upon by you and your crew. Mostly another version of ECT.
Friend:how ya feelin' today?
you:ah ya know same old same old.
friend: penisy?
you:penisy.

dude: hey whats that guy over there got?
You: what doesnt he have? cars money penis
by cryme tyme October 10, 2011
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Pilgrim Penis

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
by JR32 October 15, 2020
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puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
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penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 25, 2010
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penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.
Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*
by Camwood July 21, 2016
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