Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
Get the Pulling a Parkermug. a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.
girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
by imagirl123 February 20, 2019
Get the parkermug. by qazellee August 28, 2022
Get the tom parkermug. One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025
Get the Parker McDonaldmug. A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
Get the Cherelle Parkermug. by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
Get the Parkermug. a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
Get the Parkermug.