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face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
by freedom17 November 10, 2011
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gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.
by nash_money September 15, 2011
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Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
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Creed Face

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.
dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time
by treestupid July 7, 2010
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liquor face

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.
I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...
by MrSnooze May 28, 2010
mugGet the liquor facemug.

Oreo face

The fascial expression caused by the orgasmic sensation of eating an Oreo.
by Basil Valentine February 8, 2010
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Billy Faced

When a person (usually named Billy) becomes completely intoxicated has droopy eyes,punches his friends, hits on ugly women, pisses in corners, sleeps with a dip in , and gets rides from friends in a wheel chair.
guy 1 " hey man ur billy faced I don't think u need another beer"

Billy" eat a dick!"
by Coorsbandit January 4, 2019
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