person 1:“And the crazy fact is, her ass doesn’t even have the facts or proof to defend her own man because she knows what he did was right!”
Person 2:“CLOCK IT!”
Person 2:“CLOCK IT!”
by Qwqrm January 28, 2024
Another way of saying “spill” or otherwise agreeing with someone else’s statement.
Typically used on Stan Twitter.
Typically used on Stan Twitter.
Person 1: Cardi B is washed and needs to retire!
Person 2: Clock it! I’ve been saying the same thing!
Person 2: Clock it! I’ve been saying the same thing!
by GVTT3D January 08, 2024
Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk May 15, 2018
Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!
by Bennie BoyTV June 16, 2019
A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 05, 2023
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by uttam maharjan January 04, 2012