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When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind

by chipdabeaver December 5, 2023

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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

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Goth Dommy Mommy

tx2s whole brand at this point. fetishizing goth girls even when told not to

"GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!! GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!!"

by kaiidef March 25, 2024

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Mommy

A sexual kink that femboys, chads, and sometimes egirls share.

femboy; hey mommy
Chad: Yo whats up

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

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Mommy milkers

The act of having death threatening breasts.

(Noun)

Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.

Person 1: I want her mommy milkers

Person 2: yeah same 🤤

Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2

Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM

by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022

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Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

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