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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
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Titty Tuesday

One Free Titty Pic From ANYONE (can be a guy if ur a faggot)

can only be used on April 27th
Crispy: Its TITTY TUESDAY!!
RandomGuy: Whats that
Crispy: Titty Pic From ANYONE
by CrispyTheMemeLordLol April 23, 2021
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it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.
“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”
by honalele August 21, 2022
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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.
by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020
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Titty Tuesday

Titty Tuesday occurs every Tuesday where you gotta pop a titty on a Tuesday when asked to.
Aye can’t wait for Titty Tuesday tomorrow
by TheRealWordGod April 19, 2021
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