mind your house

fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.
Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.
by Tombe November 26, 2006
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Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.
Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."
by dominat0r May 31, 2013
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burgers on my mind

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Kel has burgers on his mind
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GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING I GOT BURGERS ON MY MIND
by Shirosei October 19, 2022
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dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.
Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!
by CattheMythialBeast April 28, 2016
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Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
by Satandog April 22, 2006
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booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time
Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer
by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010
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blew my mind

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.
" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."
by NannyFine666 November 04, 2013
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