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by Eatongravy March 10, 2018
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by yourmomsucksweiner December 10, 2009
The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 26, 2009
My ex- girlfriend means the past girlfriend.
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life
by Kaypee October 22, 2013
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by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020
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by Happy Rambo December 20, 2017