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Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.
Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.
by Wordiculous February 22, 2025
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Labubu diet

a diet averaging over 100 g of sugar a day.

a niche term coined by controversial reaction YouTuber "Goatis"
"Holy labubu diet" term sparsely used in comment sections
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Diet Alpha

A man who performs toughness and dominance online while melting down over strangers’ opinions; all the posturing of an “alpha,” with none of the substance. Usually they adopt the language and attitude of hyper-masculinity without the confidence, competence, or self-control typically associated with it. Instead they opt for an approach which mistakes volume for authority, cruelty for wit, and outdated talking points for independent thought.

A common tell of a Diet Alpha is loud certainty and fragile ego, often compelled to insert itself into unrelated discussions and respond defensively to criticism it mistakenly interprets as personal.

Note: this is not to be confused with a true alpha, who rarely feels called out by, or compelled to comment on, matters not involving him.
A true alpha would’ve scrolled past; Andrew, the Diet Alpha, took it personally and wrote a manifesto.
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Bear Diet

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Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.
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