eaves-texting

the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.

Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???

by Captain Pumperloaf January 1, 2009

space texting

Space Texting is when someone takes forever to respond

Bruh, every time I try to talk with you , you space texting.

by Thebootybumchick November 10, 2017

palin text

When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."

I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.

by entropyG January 13, 2009

Bottom Texting

verb
1: The act of having a funny conversation with an acquaintance & you tell a brief statement, however your friend thought there would be a punchline.

2: the act of conversing with an acquaintance while trying to make a joke, but then you decide not to finish it for a myriad of reasons,(offensive, unfunny, etc.), placing you in an awkward position, so you say: "Bottom Text," hoping your friend is a dank memer.

These both reference the standard 2009 meme generator and recent influx of ironic memes/deep fried memes:"when a nigga;
Bottom Text"

1:
A: So I went to the mall today
B: yeye nigga
B: ...and?
A: sorry my nigga, I was just bottom texting.

2:
A: Yanno, what's the point of jews? They..
B: *with mild triggered expression* Hmm. Go on.
A: Bottom Text.
B: Nigga stop Bottom Texting!

by BennnyG January 13, 2018

Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

Texting Face

The "intense" face your friends or co-workers get when writing a text message. This usually means that they can not talk or do anything else until they finish the text. And you make fun of them while they have this face on.

Guy: Hey Katie wanna go out 2night?
Guys Friend: Dude, she can't hear she. she totally has her texting face on.

by bigred4430 March 20, 2009

finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)

Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.

by MattyLight21 January 5, 2008