dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.

Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

by CattheMythialBeast May 25, 2016

burgers on my mind

Kel
Kle

Kek ipmorx

Kel has burgers on his mind
Burgeborgamiovddhuv

GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING I GOT BURGERS ON MY MIND

by Shirosei October 19, 2022

mind rape

this word describes the event in which a person becomes snoopy around another person and asks for details on personal life or makes obnoxious remarks or as an action in which the person snoops around a person's profile taking in and becoming interested on this person based on their personal info.

Stop the mind rape on my profile, you twit. It's for my eyes only.

by cocobutters September 27, 2009

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010

blew my mind

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.

" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."

by NannyFine666 November 3, 2013

never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 2, 2006