Thick Neck

someone who has an apparently thick muscular neck from excessive head banging partial to mosh pits and jagermiester

those thick necks just bought 1k of jager!!

by scrustle July 11, 2008

Fat Neck

A man, overweight with a bigger than normal neck. Sign of a dumbass

You see that guy there, that Dan Ferry, what a fat neck.

by Al Lazzerman December 10, 2003

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

Wooly neck

A tuft of hair that's on the back or sides of your neck but not connected to your head or your back hair

You've got hair on your neck. Oh yeah that's just my wooly neck

by sheppehh March 13, 2020

sped neck

A sped neck is a a retard redneck

Your such a sped neck Dylan

How am I a sped neck
Your a retard redneck so your a sped neck

by Deck your nan December 15, 2018

Giraffe's Neck

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 02, 2013