hoop nuts

Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.

It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.

by Ryan Swanson June 13, 2007

get a nut

To have an orgasm

After dinner I'll take her to my place and get a nut.

by JungleBootie January 5, 2012

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Nut Rider

A person who sucks up to a cooler person.

Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.

by John Shaman May 12, 2008

nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

by pax cicero May 13, 2005

Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

by Steve March 1, 2005

wtf nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008