in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

not in my dictionary

A word you do not want to understand

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary

by kandikainjain April 2, 2017

my bestest

Someone who's better than the person you'd call the "best". This person however is the bestest out of all of them.

She's my bestest
That girl over there?That's my bestest!

by gdogxo February 18, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

my negan

Just like "my nigga" this term identifies your buddy who is there for you and will help you get in or out of a world of shit if needed.

I just got play off tickets for next weekend! "my negan"

by tinbrother January 7, 2017

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020