My husband

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.

"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "

by dont touch my husband. November 25, 2022

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

my maths

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work

Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths

by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

my bestest

Someone who's better than the person you'd call the "best". This person however is the bestest out of all of them.

She's my bestest
That girl over there?That's my bestest!

by gdogxo February 18, 2017

my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 11, 2021