A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons February 11, 2016
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When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit
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by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 09, 2020
It means you are gay.
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