munch

a person, usually a guy who eats coochie frequently and eagerly.

you’ll never guess but Elijah is a munch! he ate me out 3 times last night.

by babylue September 3, 2022

munch burger

A sweet simpleton

“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”

by austinlover69 June 1, 2023

midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023

Munch

A munch is the ultimate living weapon he can woo any ladies he wants with a smoulder. He is very strong and fast you will never see him coming. When he wants something he will stop at nothing to get it. Some people believe that he is apart of the supernatural and is more connected to the universe than any one.

Oh shit look it’s a fucking munch

by Ultimate weapon munch February 23, 2019

munch

A guy that is not only a super simp but is desperate and easily manipulated. He thinks he has game but just looks stupid, this guy gives second hand embarrassment vibes. A guy that is one of many options.

B: "Ugh that munch is so fuckn desperate, hes begging to hangout, asking me to come over for netflix and chill. How is he so stupid, does he really think I don't have better offers?"
C: "What a mega munch! He's giving me the ick."

by munchmedia September 28, 2022

munch

dylan manuel malhadeiro

yo dylan's a munch

by teacupbark October 3, 2022

Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.

That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone

by poolboyQ June 2, 2025