moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 13, 2016

Good story Moose

A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.

Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.

Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”

by Moose’s stories November 29, 2018

Internation Moose? Day

Internation Moose? Day is a day on may 29th where everyone must only say "moose?". Saying anything but "moose?" will get you yelled at by another person.

Bill: "Moose?"
Jeb: "Moose?"
Jenny: "What are you guys doing?"
Bill and jeb: "Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? "
Jenny: "oooooooooh, its Internation Moose? Day"

by Slommbo May 29, 2021

Buzzin' like a moose.

The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.

Man, I'm buzzin' like a moose.

by scottishchap January 21, 2011

Musky Moose Knuckle

When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese

Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle

by coach.eddie September 16, 2017

Chocolate Moose Knucle

A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion

Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.

by Asphalr1 April 30, 2019

Hung Like a Moose

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches

man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?

by Higgins mutha fucka January 19, 2007