Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020

moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)

Does moist make you uncomfortable;)

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

moist

its nice and wet ;)

Mhmm you're pretty moist

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

miskie

Jewbag

My boss pulled a miskie and only paid me half for 8 hours

by @Hockl_Barus September 15, 2020

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

misk tahara

shower jel by toulamawla

toula shoppng offers misk tahara

by toula fan November 12, 2020

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020