Mexican pancake 

Mexican pancake is a sexual game where the man would ejaculate on a woman’s face then waits for it to dry them feeds it to her

Me and my girlfriend played Mexican pancake last night.

Mexican pancake by Big man himself August 10, 2018

Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.

"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"

Mexican Border Exchange by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 29, 2010

Mexican Tool Kit 

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

Mexican Tool Kit by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

mexican't 

A person of Mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. Examples include:
* not speaking any Spanish
* never having viewed a brick of pot
* does not live with at least 4 extended family members
* does not wear hoops (female)
* hates Selena
* no mustache (male or female)
* Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or anything not related to Catholicism
* hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
* thinks Jessica Alba is a real Latina
* has no idea who Pancho Villa is
* says Pan-cho Vill-ah
* hates futbol (gooooooooooal)

Man, Maria-Elena is such a Mexican't, she doesn't even draw her eyebrows on!!!

mexican't by Raquel Miranda May 16, 2008

Mexican Jacuzzi 

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.

Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!

Mexican Jacuzzi by Russ May 13, 2006

Mexican 5-Star 

When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.

John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?

Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.

Mexican 5-Star by Coach P July 13, 2006

Mexican Idle 

California circa 1980...To save gas, turning the engine off or putting in idle while coasting downhill.

Yo dude, we're almost out of gas, mexican idle down this hill so we can make it to the gas station.

Mexican Idle by LatinLover August 16, 2004