Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.

mario kart is fun

by Starryboi December 9, 2023

Super Mario Odyssey 2

A Game that may never happen. All thanks to Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Elephant Mario.

So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!

Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?

by MarioLogan June 29, 2023

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023

Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023