A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
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When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
Get the Macho Gay Touching (MGT) mug.If you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.
by G.Baker December 9, 2008
Get the Machine mug.Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
by Nettled February 2, 2004
Get the sass machine mug.Hispanic-Mexican slang - The word machismo ultimately boils down to a man who is beating his chest behaving as brash and arrogant as possible while really coming off as a cocky jerk of limited manners. This kind of man is not revered by women with a high IQ. It can be used as an indirect way to delivery a back-handed complement (double meaning) to a self absorbed man-boy who doesn't understand the current accepted meaning of the word (jerk) and doesn't want to believe he is not a nice guy, but is really just a jerk.
1. The supervisor's demeaning rudeness was unbelievable. After he left the office, one of the girls stupidly tried to defend him by saying that's just his machismo talking - he didn't mean it.
2. "Wow, He thinks machismo is a complement - but he doesn't understand that it means he's a jerk."
2. "Wow, He thinks machismo is a complement - but he doesn't understand that it means he's a jerk."
by Lilith Noble December 28, 2014
Get the Machismo mug.Macho fox is twisted in the head,
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
by LoboParamilitary April 18, 2004
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