3 miles from providence

A rock/metal band from searcy, arkansas. The original members include lead singer Luke Smith, guitarist James Roberson and drummer the Ryan Davidson. Eventually the band added Clay Hoffmann on bass guitar and second guitarist Josh Dixon. James Roberson abruptly left the band in late 2009 and the band is currently a four piece.

The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.

3 miles from providence rocks!

by pearljamfan April 15, 2010

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Milfage

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.

No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!

by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

milf hunter

people who bone franny's mum

me and holes

by r mannifield June 26, 2003

30 miles off London

Stevenage.

As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.

"Where are you from?"

"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."

by Ali23 March 21, 2008

Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.

Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."

by darein July 21, 2011

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010