Matthew Ouimette

hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.

Matt: hey

everyone: ew its Matthew Ouimette, don't go near him or you'll get the nerd touch

by matthater101(gg) September 30, 2020

Matthew Bushong

a cock rider

My girl friend acted like a "Matthew Bushong" last night

by saucedad_69 July 25, 2022

Matthew Brandt

The bubbly, chipper, peppy, exuberant, merry, joyful, effervescent, jovial, blithesome, noticeably happy, smiling person

Person: hey Matthew Brandt looks happy today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022

Matthew lee

is a asian short boy with a tiny dick and is always having boners

wow he is really acting like a matthew lee

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Matthew Gibson

Hes A Chad of a Gym Teacher

Matthew Gibson is such a cool person

by Alimlol April 26, 2022