A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
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Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
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1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
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If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
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