donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015

Martin Taylored

When you trina get your dealer to hit you up with that loud but he gives you a "sorry mate I'm busy right now".

Guy 1: Here mate, you got that kush?
Guy 2: No mate my dealer Martin Taylored me.

by puremaddad June 23, 2016

blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone

Blake Martines is hot!

by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016

the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes

Martin and sami is just great.

by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017