I’m not like other girls

A girl who does one or more of the following and says she’s different because of this
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix

-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself

Girl 1: Is it just me, or am I the only one who actually would rather eat a pizza than go on a diet?
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls

by FreshestAvocado April 19, 2019

Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

by ekim004 June 4, 2016

m&g

Short for 'Meet and Greet'. Mostly used in fandoms, such as Directioners and Beliebers.

"Can't wait for the m&g tonight! See ya later-xx Niall"

by tlicious June 16, 2013

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"

"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"

by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012

I'm So Fucked Up

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.

Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!

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by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020