log ride

the act of passing feces into another's asshole, and having them return the favor. Can be repeated

We practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.

by BUCKYBABE January 6, 2007

Build a log cabin

1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more

Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin

by Ratzy April 28, 2006

Oregon Log Jam

Taking a medium sized dildo (6-8 inches), insert into your partners' ass. Then proceed to perform anal sex on them. Forcing the dildo further into their anus. Later in the evening, they will have the pleasure of trying to force the dildo back out and cleaning it themselves.

My girlfriend was feeling adventurous, so we tried the Oregon Log Jam. She will never shit the same!

by Black Smoke June 10, 2008

Shit-Log Sheriff

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.

Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.

by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011

Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.

"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"

by CanadianWench June 28, 2012

alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009