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LongStem Uno

as the rule is:
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

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Lung rape

When a bong rip hits you so hard it feels like your lungs are getting violently raped by the bong.
"yo Kyle just took a hit of my bong and he got lung raped."
"Oh shit he can't stop coughing!"
by Alivingfryingpan December 19, 2025
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artificial lung

the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!
I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...
by John Scofield January 14, 2004
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Black Lung Baron

A computer savy tech who wishes for the days of labor abuses so that he could finally run the illegal strip and coal mines that he so would handle with an iron fist.
Be carefull minorites when coming to America, for Black Lung Baron might get you, and then it's all over for you and your foreigner ways... BROKE ASS.
by Jun The Incredible. August 2, 2008
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The Longshot

Doing it doggy style and pulling out and getting cum in her hair
Totes doing doggy and did the longshot
by J-Bye!!! November 11, 2010
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blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.
Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.
by richdafivenine April 22, 2011
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Boi Langs

A male human who hits inanimate objects, and acts cool afterwards. Langs is a short from for langgar, which is "hit" in Street Malay.
by Boi Nangs May 9, 2011
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