You're So Last Summer

Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.

The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!

by HeyRomantica March 4, 2009

texts from last nyquil

the act of texting after comsuming a large amount of Nyquil.

"You were crazy talking last night. Do you remember what you were saying?"

"No, they were texts from last nyquil."

by mister j October 27, 2009

Obamas Last Name

Barack Hussein Obama II is Obamas full name
Obama II is Obamas Name
Obama is his First name
II is his Last name
Therefore, Obamas Last name is infact II

Fuck yall who sayin its Care or Obama, some people go as far as to say his last name is Barack and his Last name is Obama, retards smh
Obamas Last Name is II

by KingTanooki_ January 15, 2021

what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

by TrixieTrix March 8, 2009

Obama's last name

greatest mystery of all time, followed by what victorias secret is

johnny-hey bro whats obama's last name?
kyle- oh it's-
"gunshot"
kyle drops to the ground before finishing his sentence
johnny-noooooooooo!!!!

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022

Nice Guys Finish Last

When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.

Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."

by Perfect2016 July 10, 2016

the last supper

When a girl is giving you head, and as you cum you snap her neck.

"what happened to your girlfriend Katie? OH her? Shes dead, i gave her the last supper.

by Travis Thompson AKA nast fish November 10, 2010