phantom kill

someone lies about banging a girl, therefore creating a phantom kill.

fake sex kill kill list taylor

"Taylor told me he totally fricked Kandi."
"She told me he didn't, thats a phantom kill ."
"Taylor has a bunch of phantom kills ."
"Ya, I know."

by wassupnow February 2, 2009

chill and kill

to smoke weed then proceed to play a first person shooter video game

Friend on phone: Hey, wanna come over? I got my xbox and bong out, you want to chill and kill??

Responding friend: Sure, I'll bring over to black ops!!

by I'd rather not say. 026 June 23, 2011

Day kill

A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.

Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.

by Retr0__760 September 19, 2019

In this world its KILL or BE KILLED

A catchphrase Flowey says.

"In this world its KILL or BE KILLED. Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this?"

by Jurta February 22, 2017

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.

This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked

by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009